Spamburger, made in Hamburg by a native Hamburger

We invented Hamburger long time ago and bring them to America. They were a great success, all over the world want people Hamburger now.
In exchange with Hamburger we will had get Spam. At first we don´t know what to do with it, but Hamburger are smart people. We had potatoes already, so we decided to smash the spam with some additionally (cucumber etc.) ingredients. This was a big mess.

We call this mess "Labskaus", now it is a meal for complete Northern Germany, and maybe it will for the whole world someday, like our Hamburgers.

The best you can do with Spam is to smash it, so something tastefully will be the result again. We have great experience with such inventions here. I prefer to crush Spam so something tastefully will be the result, just like our Labskaus.
Not everybody will loving our result which we got by using this Spam, so they are deny the use of it. These are smart people, too.

Others which don´t like to smash Spam with potatoes and cucumber will have a "Saure-Gurken-Zeit" (sour-cucumber-season) from now on as we call it here. Maybe in your area this time was named "slack season", "silly season" or "dead season" or just "Flickr", I don´t know, but everyone who is loving this site and follow their rules will make (new) friends here.
A plate of Labskaus will help to let your friends stay longer at ipernity. So stop using spam without potatoes and cucumber, not smashed. I think it won´t taste this good.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labskaus (many more languages)