Home Improvement

guess what, edna. I put a down payment on our dream house!
wonderful, stanleyl! when can we move in?
very soon. it just needs a little fixing up.
ok. are the curtains nice?
well, no. there's no curtains. and, in fact, no windows either, actually.
no windows? is it. . . . livable?
not really. but it's got a great view, I promise. and it's heavily fortified against attack too.
what. . . ?
take it from me: that was a strong selling point.
I'm sure it was, stanley.