Ultraviolence

good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are, my boy. come here and slip this over your head.
what is it?
my latest breakthrough! I call it the Ultraviolence Machine!
what does it do?
once engaged, your brain will become a veritable battleground of ideas! a battleground!
is it. . . dangerous?
only if the battling ideas resort to using weapons. a worthwhile risk in my opinion.
but what if they do?
well, I expect your brain to turn to mush! or something that looks like mush.
what?! no!
don't worry, my boy! it's all in the name of science!
but. . .
(hmmm. I must remember to requisition another assistant right away.)
what did you say?
nothing, my boy! nothing at all!