majority of one

it's time to vote. who are you voting for?
me? I'm voting for myself.
you? you're not even a candidate.
no? well I plan on winning this election.
ok. after you win, then what?
I'm making some serious changes around here.
like what kind of changes?
you really want to know? you might not like it.
go ahead. try me.
it's definitely time to. . . thin the herd.
thin the. . . you mean. . . people?
you can call them that. I call them useless morons.
that's gonna be your policy?
hey, you asked. can't start soon enough for me.
as long as you get to choose who to . . . thin, right?
certainly. I know best.
and what about me?
were you put on this earth to annoy me?
I don't think so.
then you are safe.
cool.
for now.