born ready

nice place you picked to have a drink, man.
hey, get off my back. the food here's good.
yeah? so you ready to order?
you kidding? I was born ready.
for what, to order food off a menu?
yeah, what's your point? isn't that enough?
totally. I'm not even ready for adulthood.
well, that makes two of us.
so you gonna order or what?
no, you go first.
thought so.