the old left

is that a marxist/leninist tract you're reading?
a what? oh, no, it's the latest swedish thriller.
that hardly sounds like good party material.
oh, it is, it is. without a doubt.
you mean, it's been approved?
oh, I'm certain of it, yes.
what is it's political viewpoint?
I dunno. but the sex is awesome.
there's. . . sex in it?
the best.
politcally progressive sex, right?
oh, absolutely.
may I, er, borrow it? when you're done, I mean?
sure thing.
I won't tell anyone.
I'm so relieved.
me too.