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they're close. just around the next bend in the river. think we can take them? we have no choice. they're clever bastards, though. we have to be careful. I don't care. nobody messes with this river and gets away with it. not nobody. these beavers have been doing it for thousands of years. they'll need every minute of that practice to deal with me. I hope you're right. me too.

centurion! I smell humans. what is our status? the first wave of troops is ready, sire. deploy. and remember: no prisoners. but plenty to eat, correct, master? ha ha. yes. plenty of human meat. my mandibles are oozing viscous methane at the thought. a good look for you, o wise one, if I may so bold as to say so. stuff your bulging eye stalks back in your crusty little thorax, centurion, and get what humans would call your ass moving. yes, sire. strange body part, the ass. it's a mystery to me.