Unhinged

ticket, please, sir.
ticket? I don't have a ticket.
I'm sorry, then, but I can't allow you into the theater.
there's something happening here?
oh yes. our annual musical fling!
really? but this place is. . . a burned out shell!
yes, we pride ourselves on realistic set design.
say. are you really an usher?
of course! and come to think of it, I do have one available seat in the balcony.
great!
mind the rusty bolts.
bolts?
they can be somewhat uncomfortable on the, uh, buttocks.
oh. do you have, ah, seat cushions?
I do! that'll be $50.
when does the show start?
as soon as I have the money! I mean, momentarily, sir.