Caretaker

I'm answering your job ad.
ok. it demands the utmost perseverance, dedication and skill, 24-7, with no benefits.
what do I gotta do?
take care of this place.
who's been doing it up to now?
me. and I have the highest standards.
really? you sure?
well, I sometimes disappoint myself.
so, any tips?
just this: don't set any fires.
why not?
it attracts the neighbors.
there's neighbors?
they howl at the moon, and love fresh meat.
so they're friendly?
you can say that.