Frontal Lobe

good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are, my boy! come here, quickly! I've made an astounding scientific breakthrough!
oh? what now, doktor?
I've unlocked the secret of time itself! please sit here.
wow. that's really something.
just lean back and relax. this won't take but a moment, and will be almost painless.
what are you doing?
I must insert this device deep into your frontal lobe you see.
my what? won't that cause, I don't know, brain damage?
oh, tut tut. don't be so petty. we are talking about one of the great discoveries of the universe!
what's going to happen?
do not worry. you won't remember a thing.
really?
yes. in fact, you will have no memories at all. ever.
what's that got to do with time travel?
who said anything about time travel, my boy? I'm going to free you from the artificial constraints of time! imagine!
but with no brain function?
well, none to speak of. but I'm working on that, trust me.