beach bum

hey, buddy. can you spare a buck?
you're panhandling on the beach? weren't you here last year?
yeah, I come up every summer. it's nice here, no?
dammit! we're trying to enjoy the sunset!
it's a beauty. and for a buck you can enjoy it in peace.
and then you'll go away?
sure. say, is that wine in that cooler?
oh my god. I suppose you want a glass?
with ice, if you got it.
and I should just pour it for you?
how thoughtful! you are the best.
right.
can you make it two bucks?
why not?
great.