original sin

hey adam, how are things?
oh hello eve. I was just thinking of you.
yeah? what about?
I was wondering if you ate that apple.
the one the snake offered me? not yet. should I?
I'm thinking yes.
how come?
well, you see how we're both naked and all?
are we? I hadn't noticed.
well I have. and I like it. or to be more precise, I like it that you're naked. definitely.
is there something you're not telling me adam?
go have a bite of that apple. then get your cute little butt back here pronto. there's something I want to show you.
something I haven't seen before?
you've seen it. but you'll look at it with new eyes, believe me.
ok, if you're sure.
absolutely. I mean, what could go wrong?