relativity

my boy, welcome to my new laboratory!
laboratory? but herr doktor, we're in the middle of the woods.
exactly! it is here that I will put Einstein's theory of relativity to the ultimate test!
how will you do that?
by increasing the speed of light! these trees will grow immense in an instant of time!
but isn't that impossible, doktor?
well, so far it is. but I am working on it.
but there's no equipment here.
yes, well I must first figure out what equipment is necessary, you see.
in the woods?
I thought it was a nice place to think about it.
certainly, doktor.