bear up

aren't you afraid, mister?
me? of what?
another earthquake?
nah. so it happened once. won't happen again.
if you say so. more coffee?
sure. hey. did you feel that?
feel what?
there it is again. my coffee's shaking.
turn around. a bear big as a house is looking at you.
shit! were you gonna tell me?
now are you afraid?
yes goddammit! I'm afraid! happy now?
just checking.