escape route

pardon me, where's the men's room?
whaddya mean? there's no men's room on this boat.
oh, then we have to go back to shore.
no way, bud. we ain't turning around so that you can take a leak.
but it's urgent.
yeah? well so's this little number.
hey, you don't have to point that at me.
one more peep outta you. you'll be relieving yourself at the bottom of the lake.
I think I can hold it.
that's the spirit.