shiva

may I help you?
I've come here to pray.
excellent. we have a wide selection of gods and goddesses.
I see the one I venerate.
ah, yes. she is exceptional. on sale today, too.
on sale? you can't. . . sell a goddess.
interesting point. but she comes with a price.
and I'm willing to pay it. or any price.
did I say she is on sale? silly me. that was yesterday.
doesn't matter. I will pay.
very good. and how would you like to pay?
my soul. I give her my soul.
please do. but here we take only cash.