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What temperatur do you want me to prepare, Victor? This time we try 93 degree C, but be very careful. I know, only minor changes could result in horrible abnormalities. We had such catastrophes too often, I fear for my reputation! You can trust me. Your handkerchiefs will be 100 percent clean, master! Perfect, this will make my day, Igor!

Herr Direktor? Somebody wants to speak you. Who? Urgent works and thoughts have to be done! Her name is Marilyn. Blond. You've jobs advertised? Not that I know. Marilyn? Now I’m curious. Ask her in. Oh. Uh. Hi. Hello. Won’t you please sit down? Coffee? Dom Perignon? Too kind. But I will get straight to the point. Well, that’s how I like it. You search for a new job? Um, well, actually not. I’m retired since 58 years. Really? Unbelievable, you look so.....you look so....fresh? To put it very briefly, I have a commission, or better a mission for you. Now I’m surprised, young lady. We have full order books! Even across the pond we heard about your excellent textile mill. Oh don’t say that, I could flush with pleasure. But it’s right! I’m representative of the people of the United States and we are ..in serious trouble. We are not able to produce enough face masks. This is indeed serious. We can produce it in exquisite fabric quality. How many? For now 200 millions should do it. Tell me the price please. Let's talk about the discounts first: ..10% discount, if you sing „Happy Birthday Herr Direktor“ for me, ..and 20%, if you sing it on an air shaft!

I think it’s time to buy a new safe, „Herr Direktor“. No. It was good enough for my father, so it’s good for me too. But things have changed, it’s not safe anymore. Yes? I don’t care. I love it. It’s beautiful. I need it. But you should care about the important files, the money, the bankbooks. What? Things have changed, to quote you. There is none of it. Why do you shock me? I don’t want to know! There’s an advantage, I can keep it open day and night. Right, „Herr Direktor“, so it's even more beautiful!

Honey, you can't always get what you want, but today is the day you can! - Oh, what a view, now, that's what I expected. And look down, a beautiful pool! - Even with a bar, and we will be alone in the water! No problems with your chlorine allergy, honey. And to put the cherry on the cake, we are safe with an atheistic police control! - Ok, my mousetail, we've seen it. And could we now go on and look for a hotel? I think, we have a misunderstanding here?

Oh look, what a beautiful view! - Nope. I've seen enough olive trees, some even 3000 years old. But here you have a very nice feeling of "open living"! - Nope. The balcony roof scares me. It could bite. Eh? And the missing handrail not? - Let's go on. You have to offer me more. Always more, always more, never satisfied. - My tiny mousetail, why are you so blue suddenly? I'm so impressed, we have our own eco-sunshades!!

Isn't this a nice warm welcome? - At least a good motto! I prefer the upper floors! - I prefer a room with seeview. And a pool would complete the excellent appeal. - Always chasing rainbows, my dear! By the way, why didn't we take the elevator?

It's a bad day. - Hey, look around, all the flowers around you! Can't see any. - Let's drive up the mountain road, there you will see a flower. If you think so. - Take your camera with you! If you think so. Oh, wonderful! - It was worth all the effort......

Well, honey. So this is the hotel the travel agency recommended. - I don't wanna stay here one day! Well, but the architecture is interesting. - I can't see any guests! Well, it's not High Season? - It looks cheap, unfortunately. Well, it is cheap, luckily! - Can't even identify the hotel's name! Well, it's Plagias, which means "slopes". - Down or up? I'm afraid it's down! You can choose the room you want, for free. - Well, then let's have a look............ Fine, honey!

Good morning Herr Direktor, did you sleep well? No, not at all, reading all night. So did you finish your book about the beauty of the world? No. And I never will. But if I may mention it, this has priority. It’s urgent! No. I have to worry about my weaving looms. But Sir, don’t leave this world without at least reading about it’s beauty!

Could you please play “River flows in you” for me, „Herr Direktor“? No. I’m the director here and I choose, what to play! Okay, okay, Sir, so make a choice, please! No. Actually I cannot play the piano. Oh, so why do you own one then? Because it reminds me of my mother, who played for me, when I was young! .......But maybe......could you play for me? Oh I would like, but I can‘t play it either. So now we have a situation here. A sunday drama. „Herr Direktor“? Sit to me and let’s look at the piano together. Fine. I like this Sunday. Can you hear the music? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPBCbTZWnq0 or alternative not in full HD ;-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zzzt_r6wj8

Happy New Year! You wish me a happy new year? Do you think it's better than the ending? Look at me!! Instead of shooting on me with your camera make my wheels turn around again! It's not your business? Then go to hell, ok there is none, then at least - get out of my green, and let me sleep!

Turn the radio on, little spider! What station, master? Well....'Word of God 24/7', preferential. Master, there is a little problem. This is a special radio. It's receiving only the 2 stations 'rationality' and 'love'. Ok then. What you like. Master, there is a little problem. I was not accurate enough. This radio is out of order since a long time. To be honest, it never worked.

In your former life you poisoned my flowers with your deadly emmissions, now you must eat it. That's the kind of self punishment I like!