honeyj's photos with the keyword: Northern MIchigan

element 119

09 Sep 2016 14 8 968
my boy, I've made another breakthrough! what, another one, herr doktor? indeed! and it's huge! I've discovered a new element! I'm naming it after me, so I'll forever be in the periodic table of elements! gee, that's exciting, herr doktor. can I see it? see it? well, actually, no. it exists only as a computer model. not in the, you know, actual world. oh. so maybe you should call it unrealium. know what I mean? yes. that name is kind of. . . catchy, isn't it? ok! I'm going to contact the periodic table committee right away! didn't they expel you for fraud last year? oh that was nothing! a mere clerical error! for including in your book a bunch of pop-ups of animal penises? I told them, that was totally the publisher fault! I think yours was in there too, wasn't it? for comparative purposes only! my dedication to science knows no bounds! or shame, right? right! I mean, what?