amylsacks' photos with the keyword: soap

Dad and Little Bobby have to hurry and get Mom and Little Susie back into the house. Any more time outside and the ladies would become tan and ruddy, too. Imagine the scandal! From the August issue of Family Circle .

So if this was "...the beauty care of 9 out of 10 Hollywood stars," what cleansing agent was the 10th star using? From June's issue of Good Housekeeping.

Mrs. America looks unimpressed, to say the least, about the movie being cross-promoted here. (No, I didn't have the guts to go research George Gobel's film debut and its impact on American culture. You do it.) But the blouse is cute. Even if touting it as perfect for a formal dance ensemble seems a bit much... From the May issue of Everywoman's magazine.

Can't... stop...staring at... those bottles... From the July issue of McCall's magazine.

"Man-tailored, magnificently feminine." Uh, yeah. Is this like that killer episode of Pinky and the Brain in which Calvin Brain explained that his fashions were "Big, yet small... Dry and yet... slightly moist..."? From the May issue of Everywoman's Family Circle magazine.

Is she clapping her hands with glee over the shiny, shiny pot, or warming them? From Good Housekeeping's Picture Cookery book.

The kids will totally forget about toys when they see nifty troll soap and oh-so-fashionable toothbrushes waiting under the tree!

After the can of baby powder is empty, you can use it to store the pennies for Junior's future braces.

I guess the lamp, table, and groovy carafe set are what the good salesgirls can win when they move enough product. But-- how would you ever choose?

If they don't tell you up front where to spray the "Beauty Foam," it's probably better not to ask.

Loaded with pink matter, so you know it's good!

A choice of spray dispenser attachments! Woo!

Those spiky lashed star-eyes mean she's about to manifest her unholy mutant powers! Run! From the June issue of Western Family magazine.

Note the figure, the dress, the lack of any view that might reveal legs. "Mama O" is clearly related to that mermaid who pitches canned fish.