How to properly scratch an itch

Next, offset the same side foreleg for improved balance while smoothly proceeding towards the goal.


Now, beginning at the juncture of double coat and hair, position the incisors and repeatedly jerk them sharply up.


Work aaaaAAAAALLLLL the way back to the itch:


AHHHH!!! Slowly unfold. It looks graceful, and deliberation prevents loss of balance. ;-) Smoothness also keeps one under the radar of predators and rivals alike.


As every llama knows, no itch-scratching session is complete without the finishing touch — a good, hind-toe scratch where the dangling long fiber on the sternum meets the belly. This is a good time to casually survey the area in case anything important transpired while you were busy.


Unfortunately, I am unable to use Highlight's expert method because my neck is too short. :-(