any time at all

my posse


Kleptocratic Fascist Reality Show

20 May 2019 18 4 986
what am I doing here? it's just routine. face the wall. am I being arrested? no further questions. I was just walking by. we know. empty your pockets. I think maybe I need a lawyer. that's against the rules. what rules? it's all in today's tweet. tweets aren't rules. they are now.

Kind of Blue

03 Feb 1973 10 3 791
you know what I think? pretty much. really? uh huh. that's good.

Scene of the Crime

18 Aug 2008 12 4 855
now, where did you say you saw this, young lady? right there, officer. I saw it. and what exactly did you see? ooh, it was gigantic. and fast. and that poor swimmer. . . there was a swimmer? yes, and he had no chance. the thing was huge. what happened to him? he just disappeared. it was like he was bait. bait, you say? swimming in his clothes? who does that? and, well, my uncle, he's sort of a scientist? what kind of scientist? well, he does things with genetics? invents things. what kinds of things? like genetic mutations? huge sea monsters, I guess. sea monsters. and how about the swimmer? did you know him? oh. he was a reporter, for the local paper. and this was your uncle? did I say that? yes. my. . . uncle. he didn't like him snooping around the lab. I see. and now the reporter's gone? oh, yes. very gone. for good, I'm sure. and where's your, ah, uncle? oh, he had to leave. isn't it a beautiful day? yes, it is. well thanks again, miss. anytime, officer.

That's Fine

03 Feb 1973 13 3 706
thanks for letting me wear your shirt. I like it. me too. really? on you? totally.

Not the Real Me

03 Oct 1968 11 4 716
no? then who is it? fuck if I know. that is not very helpful. no offense, but tell someone who cares.

Culture Warrior

20 Aug 1975 7 2 537
you sent for me, my lord ba'al? yes. I'm tired of this judeo-christian propaganda. I want a holiday. what kind of holiday, lord? I want a holiday for me, dammit! like in the old days! those were fun times, weren't they, lord? indeed. blood lust. orgies. uninterrupted sex. but that was centuries ago, lord. will it work now? of course! people are more deviant than ever! true. I mean, just look at the internet. the what? never mind. get to work on it! like now! yes, lord. and while you're at it, I'm low on virgins again. so soon? keep 'em coming, slave. certainly, lord. and my used car lot? yes, lord? the inventory! it's too fucking high! find some buyers, dammit! of course. I'll need a new plaid suit for my holiday party too. plaid? your taste is impeccable, lord, as always. too bad jehovah didn't think so. big mistake, not inviting him to your parties. yeah, but what can you do?

The Hitcher

24 Sep 1970 6 7 498
need a ride? definitely. where you from? Detroit. me too. I'm heading to LA. this is Montana. you're a little out of your way, aren't you? yeah, there's a few places I need to stay away from. like where? like most places between Detroit and LA. isn't that kind of inconvenient? very.

Drive, He Sd

22 Feb 1970 7 2 654
oh, that reminds me. can I borrow the car? to go where? um, california? what? that's over 2,000 miles away! yeah. I'll need money for gas too.

Subterranean

14 Oct 1969 11 2 647
can we go up? no way. why do you ask? I thought I heard the all-clear signal. well I didn't hear it. man, we been down here so long. go on up there then. you don't wanna? and start to glow at night? no thanks. even for a coffee run? fine. bring me an iced latte. you want whole milk with that? de-irradiated? is that even a thing? guess not. think I'll pass. yeah, me too.

171 items in total