the wrath of god

and so God got totally sick of mankind, right? he told Noah he's gonna destroy the earth, and all living creatures dwelling under the heavens.
yeah, cattle, fowl, crawling creatures, all that.
so he makes it rain 40 days and 40 nights, right? and the earth is flooded for months and months, because God wants to wipe out all living things.
except those on the ark, of course.
yeah, and fishes.
whaddya mean, fishes?
well, Noah didn't bring fishes onto the ark, did he?
don't think so.
but fishes ain't gonna die in no flood, are they?
no. but why would God want to kill fishes anyway?
same reason he wants to kill dogs and cats and chickens. whatever that is. but not fishes, obviously.
it's logically inconsistent. it vexes me.
well, he saved humans and animals too, didn't he?
yeah, and why? didn't he regret creating humans?
yeah, he did.
so why give them a 2nd chance?
how the hell should I know? he's god, not me.
well, he should have thought through this ark thing more.
you tell him that. now finish your drink.
ok. but it's your turn to pick up the check.
that's what you said last time, you weasel.
whatever.