Esprit de Corps

sergeant, the general is inspecting today. I want the men looking sharp in drill. it has to go like clockwork. and I mean perfect.
this place will be in tip-top shape, sir.
does that include your quarters, sergeant?
they're a tiny bit messy sir. partied a little too hard last night.
messy? it looks like a bomb went off in here!
why don't we tell the general it's our explosives lab, sir? maybe he'll want to blow something up himself.
you think so?
easier than cleaning it. sir.
good point, sergeant.