Communist Party

hey comrade. you going to the party?
what party?
you gotta go! all the guys are gonna be there!
yeah? who's all the guys?
you know: joey stalin; vlad lenin; karl marx; leon. . .
leon? who's he?
trotsky.
oh. I dunno. those guys are kind of a drag.
rosa luxembourg will be there too.
rosa? she is a total babe! ok, I'm there.
good. you bring the beer.
me? why me?
because those other guys are complete deadbeats.
that is so true.