Native

uh, hello miss, is this china? I'm sure it is, or my name isn't christopher columbus.
china? no sir. I don't know what china is, but you and your big boat must have missed your turn.
oh, I did? oh. so, uh, I go back that way?
yes. just go back. you'll find it, I'm sure.
ok, well thanks, miss.
sure, no problem.
ok, boys, you heard the lady! this ain't china!
so captain, what do we do now?
we turn around and keep looking! that's it!
queen isabella ain't gonna be happy, sir.
I can't help that! you see that flora and fauna? it's obviously not chinese, right?
uh, I guess. . .
clearly, there's nothing of any use to us here! back this ship up! it's on to china! we're close! very close! I can feel it!