modern life

I'm cleaning out that crap in the basement, edna.
not my fabulous antiques and artifacts!
a fixation with material objects is not healthy, edna.
but they mean so much to me! the memories!
oh yeah? do you remember when we met?
well yes, sort of.
what was I wearing?
I don't know. your torn levis, like always?
did you keep them?
no way!
me neither.