medicine man

got plans tonight?
nah. I can't get a date to save my life.
no? sorry to hear that. maybe there's something I can do to help.
no kidding? like what?
I happen to have some very powerful medicine. will definitely cure all your social ills, and lack of skills.
medicine? like a shot or something?
exactly. like shot. out of a cannon, that is. you do know how to drive, right?
well, yeah. what's that got to do with it?
you'll see.