cookie oven

sire, think the humans will buy that title?
cookie oven? ha ha. all those stupid humans ever think about is their sugar. they have no idea that this is in fact a weapon of mass destruction.
ha ha! well, they'll soon find out, won't they.
yes. launch the missiles now!
yes sire. care for some candy?
oh yes. I like candy.
me too, sire.
stupid humans.