obstruction of justice

we finally captured the suspect, sir.
good. throw the book at him.
what exactly are the charges?
he got the last chocolate donut!
is that a crime?
damn right! he should have known I wanted it.
did he steal it from you?
no, but. . .
so, you're up for some time off, aren't you?
what's that got to do with anything?
let me put it this way: would you rather appear before internal affairs?
oh. well, now that you mention it, the wife and I could go camping.
be sure and take some donuts.
yes. good idea.