extended warranty

thank you for your purchase, sir. I'm sure it will give you years of reliable service.
I'm excited to use it. where is the warranty paperwork?
oh, I'm sure it's in the contract somewhere.
remind me, how long is the warranty?
well, let's see. what time is it?
it's 11:05.
well, by my watch, your warranty. . . just ran out.
what?! I just purchased this!
well, technically it was 2 minutes ago. coincidentally, just about the time the warranty expired. have a nice day.