Chandoha's Cats

Hahahah!! Ladies, your husband thinks you're a domestic animal! C'mon! It's FUNNYYY!!! [groan] Well, the photographs are nice, at least. :/ (I don't know whether Chandoha himself wrote the "jokes," or if the actual writer understandably refused to take credit.) From the October issue of Everywoman's magazine.

Front cover of a 42-page promotional, published by "Coast Fisheries, Division of the Quaker Oats Company, (and manufacturers of Puss 'N Boots cat food) Chicago, Illinois."

"Remember, Kids. Never whiz in the geranium beds... while anyone's looking."

The illustrations in this booklet weren't credited, unfortunately.

A brand new navy blue sofa has just been delivered, and the kitten on the right can't contain her glee.

"Handle the newcomer as little as possible. Unless he is obviously starving, don't feed him immediately..." Unless it's Puss 'N Boots brand Cheezburgers™.

It's important that your cat or kitten match the paneling in the guest room!

My half-Abyssinian is "playful" all right, if by that they mean loves diving into the trash, crashing into CD towers, and mauling the humans at random intervals.

"Some cats are natural explorers. Others flee from new sounds and subjects. But either instinct can push your pet beyond his agility or sense of direction. That's when firemen stretch ladders to kittens caught on rooftops, when Lost & Found columns carry messages about missing pets, when traffic takes its sad toll..."