Happiness Is Heinz

My new food cart will absolutely be called "The Lusty Tomato." From the April issue of The Ladies Home Journal .

"Salads For Men!" [swoon] A lot of the pages have disintegrated with age, but I'll bring you what magic I can. Front and back covers from a 100 page promo published by H.J. Heinz Company, Pittsburgh, PA.

"Here is a picture book of salad making. Things have happened in the art of salad making. Salads which only yesterday seemed to be particularly good were merely stepping stones to the salad possibilities of today..." Tips aren't really actual recipes, but with such a groovy layout why get churlish, right?

Master The Dressing, live onstage to perform their smash hit single: "Pumped Up Snacks."

Once the Yinzers developed the concept of jarred dressing, all of America followed.

The secret ingredient in all the dressings is lightning bug puree', which you won't know unless you blow up the jar 500% in Photoshop like I did.

Any recipe with zero-gravity egg is all right with me.

Okay, okay! We get it! It's not even a meal unless it's served with two flippin' cups of mayo! o_0

Trying to remember the exact moment in Asimov's trilogy when they brought out the double boiler.