very stable sh*thole

good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are my boy. recovered from our last experiment, have you?
almost, thanks.
good! just sit here.
what now, doktor?
we are testing my new theory on the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit.
how will we do that?
simple! you're going to watch the president's latest news conference.
no! that will be so painful!
true, but we'll be swamped with data, believe me.