snack food

we await your orders, sire.
are the centurions in place?
indeed, sire, exactly as you directed.
excellent. now these arrogant humans will learn a lesson.
shall I give the signal, lord?
not just yet. let me enjoy their pathetic ignorance.
as you wish, o wise one.
look at them. celebrating. as they meet their doom.
clearly, you are all-powerful, lord.
fetch me a goblet of sulphur. my mandibles are dry.
would you like some fresh human with that, sire?
oh yes, goody. a wonderful snack.
prepared just the way you like it, lord.
yes?
with an iridium glaze, and carbolic acid balls.
ooh. I'm salivating already.
we anticipated that, lord, and set the floor drains on full suction.