enhanced interrogation

has the suspect talked yet, sergeant?
no more than a peep, sir.
we need that information, dammit. you may have to use your enhanced interrogation techniques.
very good, but I have my doubts whether it will work, sir.
what do you mean? you're not getting soft on me, are you sergeant?
no sir. but the suspect is, well, it's. . a. . . duck, sir.
a duck? like with wings and a beak?
and a tough little bird he is, too, sir.
keep on him. he'll start chirping eventually.
like that canary last month, sir?
sang like a bird, didn't he? kind of melodic.
in a twisted, terrorist kind of way. right sir?
yeah, I can't get that song out of my head.
I hate when that happens, don't you?
totally