stories of the street

check this out, man. I'll give you a great price.
not if I'm not buying, you won't.
c'mon, man. this is real good stuff.
I'm sure the people you stole it from think so too.
me? steal? no way. this is totally legit.
and I totally believe you. but I forgot my check book.
that's a shame, man.
yeah. I'm very disappointed.
me too.